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What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?
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Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)
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Love:-
Love Is D Most
Beautiful Thing
In D World 4 U
Until It Happens
To Your Daughter :P
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Our Friendship
START
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega
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Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..
It Starts Wid Fire..
Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares?
We R Chain Smokers! ;-)
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Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?
Jawani Mein Jaib Mein Larkiyon Ke No Aur
Aur
Burhape Mein Jaib Mein Doctor K No . . . ;->
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Ek Sheikh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|A K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.
Doctor:300 Rs.
Sheikh:Chlain Doctor Shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Sheikh: Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,
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Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
Din
Ha
Jab
Aaj
Se
50
Karor
Saal
Pehlay
Aik
Aisi
Medicine
Eejad
Hui
Thi
Jis
Ki
Waja
Se
Aaj
Puri
Dunya
K
Pathan
Zinda
Hein
HAPPY
"NASWAR"
DAY....
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1Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil SE Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai
Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE
2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha
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what will himesh say to magnify a picture..?
Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
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1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
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G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->
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Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Pappu ...
Bus Pakra Aur 250 Ka Chalaan Kaat Dia ... ;->
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Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
"Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy
Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->
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Cheap Attitude Of Girls:
Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->
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I Don''t Think So ...
You Are A Fool ...
But
What''s My Opinion
Compared To
That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
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The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That
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He Is Often Wrong
But
Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
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